I remember reading an interview with Shirley Bassey about doing this music video. She said that she had the biggest difficulty in delivering the line “I’ll be burning rubber, you’ll be kissing my ass” without laughing, because she’s never sung such strongly-worded lines before and she thought it was great. :D
This is relevant to my aesthetic. Also, laughingacademy’s description is dead-on 100% perfection.
i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it
Their voice is so wonderful. I would really really enjoy listening to them read just about anything. Their diction and the exactitude with which they choose their words is so soothing and enthralling and I can’t stop listening to it.
another service i am offering to help pay for my top surgery. pretty self explanatory. i will send you (or a person of your choosing) a letter designed to make you feel like you’re alone (but do not feel alone) in a dimly lit train station bathroom with flickering lights. each letter will be unique, handwritten, and completely original
-again, they will not include threats or any personal information about the recipient unless you want it in horoscope format, in which case you can provide a sign
-i will not send more than one letter per person, unless that person is you
-i’d prefer you don’t use this service if you know the person is gonna be super freaked out, but i think we have to operate on an honors system for this one
-the letter may be written on paper. it may also be written on the back of a receipt. or a cereal box. or a paper bag. this is entirely dependent on what i feel like doing. you can request something specific, but i may not have it on hand
-standard delivery
-if you want it delivered to outside of the us, you will also have to pay for delivery
-payment through venmo (sevenclrs) or cashapp
i’ll also send you one if you donate any amount to my gofundme & send me proof! also if you want a series of letters based off of an irl mystery i can do that too. also i’ve switched to typing them on an old typewriter so i dont kill my hands
This is fucking awesome. Possibly the best fundraising method I’ve ever seen. :D
it’s fun having words like “himbo” for men who are idiots and “thembo” for non-binary people who are idiots, but i’m really glad we don’t have a word like that for calling women idiots. that would be fucked up.
herbo
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thank you for the only good additions to this post, please invite me to your wedding
